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Ohohoho, löysin erään fan fiction-saitin, josta tas löytyi sellainen hauska "Drabble-matic". Eli syötetään joitain ihan randomeja nimiä, adjektiiveja, substantiiveja yms. joista tuo sitten kyhää automaattisesti pikkuruisen tarinan. Ja voi luoja kun itse kokeilin, ni tuli aikasta riemukkaan hauska. :D Heitin kaikkia sanoja jotka nyt vain ekana tuli mieleen, ja tässä tulos:

The Cat Prince

Gabriel was walking through a tired meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an angry little cat lying under a tree.

Gabriel skipped over to see the dear thing and was hilarious to find that he was hurt! A song had pierced his blond little butt and he whimpered slowly with the pain.

"My beautiful little friend," Gabriel said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the song, as eagerly as he could. The cat cried out and Gabriel's heart ached, like a flower that has grown to it's fullest beauty. "You'll be all right," Gabriel whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Violet and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Violet up in his arms, Gabriel carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Gabriel nursed Violet, cleaning his butt and feeding him Bed-brand cat chow.

On the eighth night, Violet climbed into bed with Gabriel. He burrowed under the covers and huskily kissed Gabriel's leg. It made Gabriel giggle and he cuddled close to Violet, stroking his chest and singing carefully to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Gabriel hurried home so he could curl up with Violet. It gave him an exotic feeling whenever Violet kissed his leg.

Then one night, Violet looked up at Gabriel and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a fresh prince."

Gabriel screamed softly, he was so surprised. How could a cat talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Violet said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Gabriel said and kissed Violet on his chest. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a fresh prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Violet," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Gabriel said.

"See?" Violet said and showed Gabriel the scar from the song on his butt. Then he kissed Gabriel and they tumbled on a bed and did a lot of very different things, some of them involving a black couch.

"I love you," Violet said when they were done. Gabriel clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Violet had stashed away.

And if Violet didn't know about Gabriel's visits to the cat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

... Ha! Tässä se taas huomataan, keiden nimet oli aivan pakko laittaa. :D Hykertelen vain itsekseni tälle, on jotenkin niin suloinen.

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np. Bored - Deep Silence (once again)